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Season 1 Episode 5 - The Fourth Month

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Greetings viewers, and welcome back to And Then There Was One , this is Episode 5 of the world's first, only and probably final reality blog made exclusively for, by and about army painters. I am your host, Captain Crooks of the Funky Wenis Rodeo, coming to you from some kind of prison cell deep within the Himalayas, bringing you this rushed barf of an experience. Dramatic Excavation        It is month 4 of the competition and I have finally eliminated Mr Saturday on the grounds that he has not submitted any miniatures, and also he may actually be some kind of android imposter. Just a hunch I have, but in the meantime if anyone spots him, tell him to report to the suspiciously large puree machine in the basement pronto. Speaking of revelations, we are no closer to conclusively solving Ryan Reynolds' apparent murder - Baz is still denying that his underground laboratory exists but ever since he was voted Cunth of the Month he has begun muttering to hims

Season 1 Episode 4 - The Halfway Point

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Greetings viewers, and welcome back to And Then There Was One , Episode 4 of the world's first, only and probably final reality blog made exclusively for, by and about army painters. I am your host, Captain Crooks of the Funky Wenis Rodeo, coming to you live from a crashed escape pod on top of Mt Everest, bringing you this soused lush of an experience. Dramatic Exclamation        Month 3 of the competition has seen some big shake-ups. It turns out that the green orb Dave sent me was full of swarms of robotic beetles that can strip the flesh from a man in seconds! Thanks Dave, but maybe next time send something normal like, I dunno, a pudding? In the meantime I'm putting you on notice for elimination because I still haven't received your January pledge.  The International Space Station is a total bust, by the way, I was lucky to escape with my life. Fortunately the enormous pile of garbage on top of Mt Everest lessened the impact when my escape pod