And Then There Was One

Greetings viewers, and welcome back to And Then There Was One , Episode 4 of the world's first, only and probably final reality blog made exclusively for, by and about army painters. I am your host, Captain Crooks of the Funky Wenis Rodeo, coming to you live from a crashed escape pod on top of Mt Everest, bringing you this soused lush of an experience. Dramatic Exclamation        Month 3 of the competition has seen some big shake-ups. It turns out that the green orb Dave sent me was full of swarms of robotic beetles that can strip the flesh from a man in seconds! Thanks Dave, but maybe next time send something normal like, I dunno, a pudding? In the meantime I'm putting you on notice for elimination because I still haven't received your January pledge.  The International Space Station is a total bust, by the way, I was lucky to escape with my life. Fortunately the enormous pile of garbage on top of Mt Everest lessened the impact when my escape pod