And Then There Was One

Greetings viewers, and welcome back to And Then There Was One , this is Episode 5 of the world's first, only and probably final reality blog made exclusively for, by and about army painters. I am your host, Captain Crooks of the Funky Wenis Rodeo, coming to you from some kind of prison cell deep within the Himalayas, bringing you this rushed barf of an experience. Dramatic Excavation        It is month 4 of the competition and I have finally eliminated Mr Saturday on the grounds that he has not submitted any miniatures, and also he may actually be some kind of android imposter. Just a hunch I have, but in the meantime if anyone spots him, tell him to report to the suspiciously large puree machine in the basement pronto. Speaking of revelations, we are no closer to conclusively solving Ryan Reynolds' apparent murder - Baz is still denying that his underground laboratory exists but ever since he was voted Cunth of the Month he has begun muttering to hims